Archives for May 2012

This has been the weekend of faux subs and if you don’t know what faux means, Google it. It never ceases to amaze me the number of men out there who think they’re submissive or pretend to be submissive. It’s like submission by convenience. I know I’m not the only one who gets approached by these idiots who think the’re doing US a favor. Thank god for hitting BLOCK.  I’m writing this in hopes that some of you morons will learn something from it.

I was contacted by Ed this weekend in the following email which I’ll pick apart as I go.

Dr Sue,
Thank you for following me on Twitter! 🙂

Not bad, good intro, I was pleased.

I’ve always throbbed at the idea of being Dominated by a beautiful Femdom. Attached are some more photos of Me.

Note that the M is capitalized. Throbbed? Are you fuckin kiddin me? Looks like someone has been reading too much very bad erotica. I don’t care about you throbbing.  As for the photos, instead of what the usual disrespectful idiots send he sends a series of 7 photos all of which look like he’s trying to be a male model.  I will throw him a bone in that he didn’t send any of his dick but seriously, again, I don’t care all this does is tell me he’s a narcissist.

Lately, the video at the link of Mistress Holly Halston making her slave hump between those boots on her feet has had me staying up late at night beating off to the clip over and over until I pump out multiple long thick white hot ropes of cum…….

ROFLMFAO!! Long, thick, white, hot ropes of cum???? First of all I don’t give a rats ass who you wank your little meat to. Once again it’s all about ED.  I fail to see what he’s trying to accomplish with this. Do you think that your sad use of a sexual thesaurus will somehow turn me on?  Laugh maybe.  Remember he’s come to me as a submissive.

This is followed by a series of porn links which I’m assuming are clips he beats his maggot to. Again, what do I care? You seriously think I’m going to waste my precious time looking at this shit? It closes with this:

If you would ever desire to Dominate me or make me beat my throbbing meat for you in chat or on phone, I would definitely be UP for it and would do anything you want.
xo
Edward, on the floor in a strong pushup position at your feet

Un-fucking-believable!  Again with the throbbing meat but it’s the ‘on the floor in a strong pushup position at your feet’ that really says it all. Dude you are not a submissive male. You’re in some nether world stuck in between unsure of who the fuck you are.  Submissive males never, ever acts this way. You are so stuck on yourself you can’t see past your fucking mirror.

And he writes another email:

Being Masturbation Month, one of the things I recently discovered is using a tall upright lamp pole in my bedroom as an object to stand against and hump, my cock rubbing against the pole on either side while grabbing the lamp pole with both fists and trying to get a release that way as my body sweats for any Mistress who desires me to. Or sometimes, getting on the floor in a strong one arm pushup position and hump my lubed fist as long as a Mistress wants.

Where in your little submissive handbook does it say I care what you do with your dangling maggot?  Humping a lamp? Whatever.  I DON’T CARE!! I don’t even care that it’s masturbation month. Leave it to a male to even know this.’ And again we finish with some retarded ‘one arm push up’ bullshit.

Here’s what I suggest Ed. Impress your mirror cause you’re not impressing me at all.  Nor would this behavior impress any other self-respecting female Domme or otherwise. It’s pathetic and sad.

If you’ve noticed on Twitter I also had @patheticbitch insist he wanted to serve me.  Swearing up and down he wants to be OWNED. This has been going on for a few days. I break a cardinal rule of mine and speak to him on a Saturday which I don’t normally do, I view him on webcam (yawn and gag me).  Only to get this email from him when I insist on his complete loyalty and servitude:

‘Honestly, now i am kind of wondering if i should back up and think about what i really want to do. You are right, if i am to be exclusively a slave to you Mistress, it is a complete and big committement and i have to be 100% with that. Twitter is a way i can communicate with dominant women in general and i would hate to lose that.’

He also said I scared him. Give me a fucking break. You hunt ME down, beg to serve ME and then don’t want to commit.  WTF?  This loser maggot who doesn’t fuck his wife and who his wife won’t even let touch her (I can understand why) needs validation from other Dommes on Twitter.  Again, @patheticbitch, you are aptly named because you don’t have a clue what serving means and therefore don’t know what it means to be a true submissive male.

You both, and there are many of you, are faux subs.  You think you want to serve but when it comes down to it you don’t have the balls.  Yes believe it or not it takes cajones to serve a Dominant woman. And unless you plan to grow a pair you are just wasting our time.  Your emails are littered with the word me you top from the bottom with stupid demands or worse, you try the very pitiable passive aggressive bullshit.  Do yourselves and the rest of us a favor and stick with your internet porn and don’t bug Dominant women. Cause all you’re going to do is piss us off and get BLOCKED.

This is again the reason why I stick with being a Therapist.  I don’t have the patience to ‘train’ you or be bothered with your crap. I’m constantly begged to get ‘back in the game’ and I’ve yet to have anyone prove to me it’s worth my time.