Fuck flowers and let’s face it most of us have been gorging on shit we shouldn’t be since the pandemic started. I wanted to not only make your lives easier boys but some of these could work for your wife too! And it’s not all sex related stuff because let’s face it, when you work in the sex industry sometimes the last thing you want is more sex shit. So between Amazon and Etsy I’ve found you some great gift ideas no matter what your budget is. PLUS most are items that don’t require sizing and will be sure to earn you major brownie points no matter what you choose.
Smith & Wesson Model 100 Chain Link Standard – Black
There’s nothing better than a pair of Smith & Wesson handcuffs and these are no exception. What Domme doesn’t want a pair of really well made cuffs in her arsenal? And getting them in black really sets them apart from the standard and yawnable chrome.
UBeesize Selfie Ring Light with Cell Phone Holder Stand
Every working Domme needs a good selfie light ring for doing clips and this one is fantastic! It comes with a 24″ long gooseneck arm that can bend to any shape, and 360 degree rotating bracket clip. It has multiple hue and brightness settings, 3 light colors and 10 brightness levels. Works with almost all phones.
Custom Personalized Ombre Glitter Drinkware
Available in 18 different styles. From tumbler to wine goblet there’s something for every lady. But what makes this truly special is the personalization that comes with drinkware. You can have her initials put on it, her name, Queen, Empress, Brat, Mistress, basically anything you want. Combine that with being able to choose the color of the glitter in the drinkware to the color and style of the type and you have a very personal and what’s more USEABLE gift that will remind her of you everytime she has her favorite drink.
You Survived Trump Spa Gift Box
If you’re Mistress has a sense of humor and is over the entire Trump era this gift box is getting amazing reviews on Etsy. It comes in a Spa Box and a Luxury Skin Care Box. The Spa Box contains: Tranquil Lavender Soy Wax Candle • Peppermint-Shea Lip Balm • Lavender Natural Castile Soap • Relaxing Rose Petal Bath Bomb • Uplifting Orange Bath Bomb • Heartfelt Greeting Card (as shown in the 1st image) • Engraved Wood Heart with an Inspirational Message. The Luxury Skin Care Box contains • Rose Witch Hazel Body Toner • Geranium Jojoba Cleansing Oil • Radiant Facial Serum • Glowing Scrub • Everyday Lotion • Bar Soap • Rose Soap Petals • 100% Cotton Wash Cloth. These hysterical and lush boxes will guarantee to make your Domme laugh and leave her feeling pampered and best of all scrubbed CLEAN!
Luxury Crystal Rhinestone Makeup Brush Set
This rhinestone make-up brush set is fit for a Queen which makes it perfect for YOUR QUEEN. Available in two different colors, pink and silver and the 12 brush set comes with a Large Powder Brush, Liquid & Cream Brush, Contour Brush, Angled Cheek Brush, Tapered Highlighting Brush, Angled Blender Brush, Large Round Buffer Brush, Blender Brush, Concealer Brush, Lip Brush, Packing Brush, Angled Liner & Brow Brush. Your Mistress should beautify her fine self with only the best brushes and these are beautiful!
Peronalized Furry Cuffs
I think everyone on this planet has a pair of furry handcuffs BUT do they have a pair that are engraved? The personalization of these usually hum drum cuffs are what set them apart and you too when you have them made for your Domme. They are available in 3 colors and leopard with the option of having either one or both cuffs engraved.
SEASUM Women Sports Booty Shorts
This is the only item of clothing I put in this gift list. But I had to because seriously these shorts make ANY ass look amazing!! They come in so many styles, fabrics and colors I couldn’t count them all. And not all are booty shorts, there’s bike shorts as well if your Mistress likes a longer leg. But all have the ruching along the ass line to really make a woman’s ass POP! So whether it’s for yoga, running, biking, lounging or making a clip to drive you insane these shorts can’t miss. Sizes S – XL.
You can see I have a theme going here. Any time you personalize something it makes it special. And the fun part about this candle is you can literally say anything you want. So if there is a mantra your Queen uses that you repeat, then perhaps that is a good message. Or you can simply tell her how you feel about her. What you put on this is completely up to you. PLUS it comes in a variety of sizes AND two gift boxes and you even customize the fragrance. So let’s see how much you know about your Domme.
Personalized Riding Crop
Get your Domme her own personalized riding crop. This gorgeous crop has a leather fob and leather wrapped hand grip. The reviews on this crop say it’s much better than what the photos show. Her initials are printed on the end cap. And for those of you who don’t know, when you do three initials, the one in the middle is the LAST NAME. You surround the last name initial with the first and middle. It comes in 4 typestyles which are much nicer than what is in the picture. It also comes in 4 different lengths. I’m partial to 23″ myself – gives a wonderful sting.
Custom Birth Chart
This is truly a STFU gift. Giving someone the gift of their astrological birth chart is something they will keep forever. You get: Astrology birth chart print with the highest-level combination of style, quality and professional precision available (Physical Print) – Full 30+ page personalized horoscope report with customized coversheet and chart copy (Digital PDF via email) – 3 Stylized chart legends (Digital PDF via email). Seriously this is a cool gift. Price varies based on framing options and print size.
Personalized Book Embosser
This gift and the next one are fantastic for any Domme who LOVES TO READ and I know there are many of them out there. This is a really funky embosser for those ladies who still embrace the physical book as opposed to the electronic type. It’s a beautiful way to safegard and personalize a bibliophile’s collection. Comes with the seal and handle. There are 8 different styles to choose from.
Customized Wooden Book Ends
This is another funky gift for the book loving Domme. You can have them printed with anything you want. From something as simple as Mistress – on the first one and [Name] – on the second one. Or My Motherfucking and the second one say Books. Whatever you think your Queen would like these book ends are sure to please your Page Devouring Domme. Comes in several different stain colors and your choice of 10 different authors for the side quote.
She Who Must Be Obeyed T-shirt
Ok I lied. I really love this T-shirt because you can literally give it to any woman in your life. It’s available in 6 different colors and comes in sizes S-5XL. It’s also available in a coffee mug and a COVID mask.